Blessed are the Cheesemakers

                                         The Father, the Son and the Jacob's Cream Crackers

                                        The Father, the Son and the Jacob's Cream Crackers

So how would you describe what you do?

Sometimes the best way to find out is to ask a three year old. Really I hear you say well why not? They see the world in a lovely simple way (No… It’s MINE! I WANT it NOW!). Their brains are hard at work trying to figure it all out and in the process they come-up with the most wonderful insightful connections and explanations.

Not convinced? Michael Aspel probably could only afford every colour and pattern combination of Pringle jumper because of it. He hosted the ITV gameshow Child’s Play back in 1984 which ran until 1988. Remember ? A child comes on gives a defintion of a word and the adult has to try to guess what it is, for example, in 1984 David Mans, 7, from St.Mary was asked to describe what a baby is ….. ‘They come out of your mummy’s tummy and sort of eat sausages…. on a string’. After a very brief spell as a gynecologist David now happily runs a chain of organic butchers.

Seventy-Thirty split Aspel... Take it or Leave It!

Seventy-Thirty split Aspel... Take it or Leave It!

Everyone has profited from the wisdom imparted by children. Noel ‘Don’t mention Mr. Blobby’ Edmonds was able to win a pair of Tom Cruise’s built-up shoes on eBay from hosting ‘Are You Smarter than a 10-year-old’ and 'Small Talk' meant that Ronnie Corbett could afford his very own Flea Circus. Despite being well into his eighties he is still a major contributor to it. An accomplished tight-rope walker he regularly performs at heights of up to 4cm, without a safety-net.

What was this about, oh, yes, anyway. What do I do, well I offer a professional photography service, run with efficiency and the greatest attention to detail. My images are stylish, modern and capture the essence and essential elements of the event or story. Giving my clients the confidence that they will have the image they need on time and to budget.

What’s that you say? Follow my own advice? Well, okay….. ‘What does Daddy do for a living?’..... ‘You make Cheese’ Tom, 3, replied.

Think about it….. I was right and so is he.